Law Puns
Humorous legal firm namesLaw Firm Puns
Lawyer & Attorney Name Puns
Funny partner firm combinations for people in the legal field
Law firm of:
Let's start with
the most famous one, from the 3 Stooges:
Dewey, Cheatham & Howe
We can make a few variations on it:
Kenny, Cheatem and Howe
Dewey, Cheatham & Wynn
I've challenged myself to come up with 50 original "Law Firm name puns". Here we go...
#1.
Are you "Just a Gigolo" and relying on your
"Sugar Mommy" for your future savings? Then call
Dewey, Swindler & Wynn
To compensate you for ALL that you've 'put
in'.
Lawyer
Gifts
#2.
A freshly mopped floor? Talk to
Slippen, Fall & Sioux
for your retirement goals.
Lawyer
Gifts
#4.
Making a major purchase? Time to call
Lowe, Ball
& Steele
as your legal negotiating team.
Lawyer
Gifts
#5.
Difficult case coming? Be sure to use
Dixon, Cox & Johnson
Specializing in the hard ones.
Lawyer
Gifts
#6.
Need a divorce on a low budget? Then call
Lever, Quick
& Hyde
to learn your options.
Lawyer
Gifts
#7.
Collect from your sports gamblers. Call
Fonda, Welch,
& Betz
since 'knee adjustments' are sort of frowned
on these days.
Lawyer
Gifts
#8.
Bad investment advice? Give us a call.
Wynn, Cash
& Howe
Turn your 401k into $401k overnight!
Lawyer
Gifts
Representing choir masters since '69
Lawyer Gifts
#10.
Got felony charges pending? Contact
Wynn, Case
& Gottfried
We put scum back on the street
Lawyer
Gifts
#11.
Luce,
Case & Hyde
Not all that good, but you'll never find us.
Lawyer
Gifts
#12.
Baer,
Butz & Spanken
Legal advice for BDSM.
Lawyer
Gifts
#13.
Walken,
Trippon & Fallon
Klutzes have rights too!
Lawyer
Gifts
#14.
Is your wife a nymphomaniac? Call
Dickens, Hyde, Hirr & Cummin
and learn your rights and options.
(Offices right above the swingers club)
Lawyer
Gifts
#15.
Been denied Maternity Benefits? Call
Labor, Payne & Borne
to get all that's due.
Lawyer
Gifts
#16.
Dewey, Edam & Spitz
Representing watermelon union members
world-wide.
Lawyer
Gifts
Admit it... you
expected some sort of
sexual reference on that one ;-)
#17.
Coxe,
Down & Dupp
Erectile Dysfunction law.
Lawyer
Gifts
#18.
Butcher, Cooke
& Edam
Specializing in food service and preparation
cases.
Lawyer
Gifts
#19.
Unfaithful wife? Call
Alda, Mann
& Cider
Divorce Laws
Lawyer
Gifts
#20.
Pandering charges? Call the offices of
Seller, Rass
& Pimper
Specializing in Escort Services.
Lawyer
Gifts
MORE FUNNY LAWYER PUNS
#21.
Fonda, Eaton,
Busch & Howe
#22.
Luce, Lipp
& Butz
#23
Dewer, Bush,
& Lever
#24
Eaton, Lamb
& Lovett
Lawyer
Gifts
#25
Rugg, Munch,
& Dyke
Lawyer
Gifts
#26
Lender, Money
& Luce
#27
Dewey, Zucker
& Humper
#28
Fonda, Lynn
& Grope
#29
Loven, Dix
& Cider
#30
Dewey, Dicker
& Spoon
Lawyer
Gifts
#31
Dickens, Hyde
& Throbben
#32
Ender, Payne
& Dumper
Lawyer
Gifts
#33
Johnson, Burns
& Leeks
#34
Love, Coxe
& Dahl
Lawyer
Gifts
#35
Robin, Graves
& Luten
Lawyer
Gifts
#36
Munch, Rugg
& Dewer
#37
Loven, Freely
& Klapp
Lawyer
Gifts
#38
Dyer, Hare
& Trimmer
Lawyer
Gifts
#39
Eaton,
Lamb & Curry
Lawyer
Gifts
Fonda,
Lynn & Loven
Lawyer
Gifts
#41
Locke, Stock & Beryl
#42
Dewey,
Misser & Howe
Lawyer
Gifts
#43
Hu,
Zahn, Furst & Wright
Lawyer
Gifts
A pun tribute to the classic pun skit!
#44
Cummins,
Cider & Spoon
Lawyer
Gifts
#45
Clapp,
Hahn & Klapov
Lawyer
Gifts
#46
Forth,
Down & Hinchez
Lawyer
Gifts
#47
Furst
& Cole
Lawyer
Gifts
#48
Hall,
Lass & Runn
Lawyer
Gifts
#49
Given,
Chase & Ketchum
Lawyer
Gifts
#50
Pierce,
Deere & Lipp
Lawyer
Gifts
#51
Dewey,
Dewar & Bragg
Lawyer
Gifts
#52
Harden,
Long, & Thicke
Lawyer
Gifts
Take any of the pun names and create gift
mugs for your friends. These cups are solid
color when room temperature. Add a hot drink
and they magically change to reveal your
message. Use them to play a practical joke
on a friend. As far as they know, it's a
nice gift mug... until they make that first
cup of tea or coffee. Then SURPRISE! The
secret message reveals itself.
